Nem magamtól bukkantam rá a NGP tumblr lapra, ahhoz én túlságosan is anti-tumblr-anti-twitter user vagyok (nem, nem utálom őket, csak nekem nincs és nem követek egyet se XD), de ennek ellenére az ott található egyes postok nagyon megtetszettek... Gyors fellángolás, mint azt megszokhattuk tőlem, és elkezdtem kigyűjteni a rám jellemző darabokat ^^

Sajnálom, csak így kezdtenek, amikor ezt írom úgy laza 200 kimásolt darabnál tarthatok, bár nem számoltam meg, és ezek nagy részét valószínűleg anyázás nélkül le se tudnám fordítani szépen (és a lényegét megtartva) magyarra, úgyhogy ez az oldal az angolul tudók egyik fészke lesz...
Bocsánat! ^^"

#454 When people ask you what you're reading and you're so into the book and awkward you just hold the book so they can see the cover and you can still read...
#451 Being tired when you wake up from reading untill 2 AM, not partying untill 2 AM...
#446 Post Merlin Depression...
#445 Your friends read NerdGirlProblems because they think they are funny, but these things are serious issues to you...
#443 You cannot find the fob watch which holds your true Timelord self...
#442 Being too embarrassed to say you've read dirtier smut on the internet than what your friends have read in 50 Shades of Grey...
#440 You get worried that your essays sound plagarized...
#436 You can't remember which series of Stargate that plot was in...
#431 The fear that accompanies the song "Stayin' Alive"...
#421 Someone saying "The cake is a lie" without playing the games...
#419 When you use your favorite insult from your favorite book and the preson has no idea they were insulted...
#417 When someone does something well, you can't help but call out "Ten points for Gryffindor!"
#414 Camping...
#413 When your teacher says "Anyone but (insert your name here)" when asking a question...
#412 Post-Pond Depression
#411 Never looking at the Statue of Liberty the same way again...
#405 You just want to talk about a book, movie, TV show, subject or game all the time, but don't because you don't want to annoy everyone...
#404 Crying because Oswin Oswald...
#401 When a book is made into a movie and they reprint the book with the movie poster as the new book cover...
#397 Not being able to look up pictures of your favorite anime characters without getting at least 48% yaoi...
#395 You can't stop your eyes from flitting across the page in your book to catch a word or two of what may happen next...
#386 When you finish a book in a day, and have to wait a year for the sequel...
#382 That awkward moment when your friends don't realise that you're talking about fictional characters...
#381 You shout "GERONIMO!" in inappropriate situations and receive some strange looks from others...
#378 "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
#375 When people don't know Dune...
#368 That moment when you know the answer, but you don't say it because everybody keeps staring at you
#365 Being the only one in your family who says "Allons-y" when it's time to leave...
#364 Pronouncing a word wrong because you've read it a thousand times but never actually heard it spoken...
#360 Being unable to controll your laughter when your eye doctor says "Don't blink"...
#356 "You're reading that book AGAIN?"
#339 When your friends ask you if the test was easy by their standards instead of yours...
#338 Noone knows that today is towel day... ~Május 25
#336 When your teacher never lets you answer questions because other kids need a chance to answer
#334 The book you really want is never at the library...
#329 It's raining and you choose to protect your textbooks over your hair...
#326 People ask you questions as if you're a Google search engine...
#323 Not knowing what your not-nerd friends want for birthday, because you're happy just with books...
#317 When you have to google something because you don't know it...
#308 Trade chat trolls...
#298 Having to learn to do everything one-handed because you have a book in the other...
#295 Choosing between finishing your homework that's due in tomorrow or finishing a really good book...
#293 When you love a song so much, you want to examine the metaphorical meaning...
#285 When your friends don't get your overwhelming fear of statues...
#272 When the only shopping you've ever been looking forward to is shopping for books...
#270 When you finish your test first and everyone glares at you as you turn it in...
#267 That feeling you get after you finish a good book...
#265 Reading more than one book at a time...
#259 People don't know the difference between science-fiction and fantasy...
#256 You can't controll your laughter when the answer to a math problem is "42"...
#250 Being so absorbed in a book that you don't hear people calling your name...
#244 Sherlock doesn't have a third season yet...
#242 The people you talk to don't know what "OVER 9000!" means...
#238 When guys just assume you have no idea how to use a computer for anything besides facebook...
#235 That unexplainable crush you have on fictional characters...
#229 Hiatuses...
#228 When you finished a series and you're having reading whithdrawls because you don't know what to read next...
#221 The weird looks you get from guys in Game Shop...
#199 Seeing girls on Facebook post that they are a "gamer girl" because they played a half hour of their brother's Call of Duty game...
#186 Your teacher catches you reading in class and takes your book away...
#185 The annoyed looks you get when you answer people's questions that didn't need answers...
#172 Waiting for a book to be released in paperback because hardcover is too expensive...
#170 You like so many things, that it is impossible to know everything about them. However, your lack of knowledge make you appear to be a "poser"...
#169 The weird looks you get when you remembered something "just because"...
#165 When your favorite character dies...
#162 Doomsday...
#157 When you talk about RPG's and MMORPG's and not even the guys understand you...
#155 When girls know nothing about their phones...
#151 Not having a Nook or a Kindle because you love the feeling of a book in your hands...
#148 When America remakes TV shows you've been watching on the BBC for years...
#144 Megavideo is no more...
#123 When guys freak out because you play CoD...
#113 Books are getting expensive...
#111 The sexiest thing you have is an epic mount in WoW...
#108 Not knowing what to ask for as gifts because everything you want has to be bought on nerdy websites online...
#106 Your friends don't understand your crush on TV characters who are high-functioning sociopaths...
#105 When you post something nerdy and people assume you're a boy...
#98 When someone calls him Doctor Who instead of the Doctor...
#95 Not being the "sexy" nerd girl...
#94 Telling someone to "Live long and prosper" and they look at you like you're a Romulan...
#88 "You play video games? But you're a girl!"
#76 People don't know who Benedict Cumberbatch is...
#72 When your teacher talks about time lines and you want to explain that the time is actually a "big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff"...
#67 You talk about school all the time... even on the weekends...
#64 People think you ar weird because you like to smell books...
#56 When someone asks about a subject you love and you dive into a lengthy explanation...
#48 Steven Moffat
#45 Having to put a great book down to do things like sleep or eat...
#42 Shipping prices
#37 When your friends find out you have a blog and want to see it...
#35 Writer's block
#29 When you doodle all over your notebook then find out your teacher gives notebook checks...
#25 England has a magical channel called BBC where shows like Sherlock and Doctor Who originated. America has E!, which boasts Jersey Shore and Keeping Up With the Kardashians...
#22 Going to a bookstore to browse, and leaving with at least 3 books...
#16 Having to explain Doctor Who to someone...
#3 When your heart is ripped in two everytime you think of Reichenbach...